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Well, it looks like Bush chose his new justice already, and from what… - you were right about the stars
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moshmont
moshmont
Well, it looks like Bush chose his new justice already, and from what I hear he'll go straight through congress, no problem...



Justice Sketchy McRightwing
Justice Old Man Piss-Roberts
"I eat civil liberties for BREAKFAST!!"

...except the right to bare arms, of course.



Music: The New Pornographers - Mass Romantic

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paulizzlefoshiz From: paulizzlefoshiz Date: July 3rd, 2005 12:04 am (UTC) (Link)
Lol
darlingebraday From: darlingebraday Date: July 3rd, 2005 12:12 am (UTC) (Link)
dude, didn't you come up with Old Man Piss Roberts in high school?
moshmont From: moshmont Date: July 3rd, 2005 02:33 am (UTC) (Link)
uh no. That was Dan Wagner.
darlingebraday From: darlingebraday Date: July 4th, 2005 02:18 am (UTC) (Link)
oh yeah!
mcjenzington From: mcjenzington Date: July 3rd, 2005 12:13 am (UTC) (Link)
Alright! Go Piss-Roberts! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!

Piss-Roberts'll take on those special-interest groups. Take them on in the face!
popolo From: popolo Date: July 3rd, 2005 02:24 am (UTC) (Link)
isn't his name Piss-Roberts because he and his wife Jennifer Piss wanted an egalatarian marriage? He sounds like a moderate to me
moshmont From: moshmont Date: July 3rd, 2005 02:47 am (UTC) (Link)
I believe it was his parents that hyphenated. His wife had to take on his full last name. In fact, he's so conservative that he made her take his first name too.
From: benadlin Date: July 4th, 2005 12:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
that must suck when you're a woman and you're forced to take the first name "old man." if i were a woman and opted to marry such a conservative man, i'd choose one named something like "lindsay," "leslie," or "pat."
From: solitarycompany Date: July 3rd, 2005 04:52 am (UTC) (Link)
his arms look at least half-covered to me.
moshmont From: moshmont Date: July 3rd, 2005 05:29 am (UTC) (Link)
Damnit! I hate that goddam homonym! The other way would be like Smokey the Bear. Damn you smokey!

Well, at least Justice Piss-Roberts will help ban homonyms.... those sick, sick bastards.
mcjenzington From: mcjenzington Date: July 3rd, 2005 09:02 am (UTC) (Link)
Ol' Piss-Roberts probably just calls it "the right to shoot guns" anyway.
From: solitarycompany Date: July 3rd, 2005 04:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
although bear-arms would look pretty kickass on him, i think it would be harder to hold a gun without opposable thumbs. but on the other hand (other paw?), he would have claws, which would be undeniably cool.
From: benadlin Date: July 4th, 2005 12:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
right to bear arms
paulizzlefoshiz From: paulizzlefoshiz Date: July 8th, 2005 01:11 am (UTC) (Link)
TROOF
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